sloptells / “a few things/considerations”

active · lexical · first recorded 2026-07-02 · registers: cooking, parenting

The enumerate-everything opener: “A few things to keep in mind…”. Precedes the bullet pileup. 3× the human rate.

Common in human writing too — low weight.

◑ appears in good human writing too (collateral score 0.34 — the closer to 1, the more it also fires on acclaimed pre-AI prose)

examples

…That said, there are some practical guidelines: A few days to a week at room temperature…

evidence

occurrences per 10k words, measured 2026-08-17 (run #10, 3 current + 3 vintage models)

current AIvintage AI (2024/25)humans (matched)canon (great pre-AI prose)
pooled12.797.146.434.40
hn5.877.08
cooking21.328.10
parenting16.154.45
linkedin9.47

history

rundateAI /10kvs humans
#22026-07-0212.96×1.9 vs humans
#32026-07-0211.97×1.7 vs humans
#42026-07-0611.71×1.7 vs humans
#52026-07-1311.66×2.2 vs humans
#62026-07-2014.83×2.5 vs humans
#72026-07-2712.90×2.7 vs humans
#82026-08-0311.98×2.4 vs humans
#92026-08-1013.85×2.9 vs humans
#102026-08-1712.79×2.0 vs humans

detector

literal: a few

sources

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