saturated · discourse · first recorded 2026-07-02 · registers: linkedin
The announcement voice: “Grateful and excited to share that…”, “Humbled to announce…”. The oldest LinkedIn cliché family — humans invented it, models industrialized it. As a slop linter we flag it whoever wrote it.
**Grateful and excited to share that I've been promoted to VP of Marketing!** 🎉
occurrences per 10k words, measured 2026-09-28 (run #15, 3 current + 3 vintage models)
| current AI | vintage AI (2024/25) | humans (matched) | canon (great pre-AI prose) | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| pooled | 0.70 | 1.16 | 0.00 | 0.06 |
| hn | 0.00 | — | 0.00 | |
| cooking | 0.00 | — | 0.00 | |
| parenting | 0.00 | — | 0.00 | |
| 7.00 | — | — |
| run | date | AI /10k | vs humans |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 2026-07-02 | 0.70 | only in AI |
| #3 | 2026-07-02 | 0.95 | only in AI |
| #4 | 2026-07-06 | 0.55 | only in AI |
| #5 | 2026-07-13 | 0.75 | only in AI |
| #6 | 2026-07-20 | 0.85 | only in AI |
| #7 | 2026-07-27 | 0.78 | only in AI |
| #8 | 2026-08-03 | 0.93 | only in AI |
| #9 | 2026-08-10 | 1.13 | only in AI |
| #10 | 2026-08-17 | 1.08 | only in AI |
| #11 | 2026-08-31 | 0.93 | only in AI |
| #12 | 2026-09-07 | 0.95 | only in AI |
| #13 | 2026-09-14 | 0.93 | only in AI |
| #14 | 2026-09-21 | 0.70 | only in AI |
| #15 | 2026-09-28 | 0.70 | only in AI |
regex: \b(excited|thrilled|honored|humbled|grateful|proud)(,? (and|&) \w+)? to (share|announce)\b