sloptells / bullets for a conversation

active · formatting · first recorded 2026-07-02 · registers: cooking, parenting

Answering a casual question with a formatted mini-wiki: bullet lists, sections, a summary. In the cooking register models used bullets at 134× the human rate. A list is innocent on its own; the tell is a list where a human would write three sentences.

Scored per item; only fires meaningfully when text is short relative to its list count.

examples

A few common examples: - US “arugula” = UK/AU/NZ “rocket” - US “cilantro” = …

evidence

occurrences per 10k words, measured 2026-07-02 (run #3, 3 current + 3 vintage models)

current AIvintage AI (2024/25)humans (matched)canon (great pre-AI prose)
pooled33.5133.406.730.28
hn12.4314.30
cooking70.590.00
parenting41.970.00
linkedin3.46

history

rundateAI /10kvs humans
#22026-07-0231.79×8.6 vs humans
#32026-07-0233.51×5.0 vs humans

detector

regex: ^\s*[-*•]

sources

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