active · construct · first recorded 2026-07-02 · registers: linkedin
The reveal-promising colon: “Here's what surprised me most:”, “Here's what nobody tells you:”. Setup theater before ordinary content.
…But here's what surprised me most: the first year wasn't about landing the perfect client…
occurrences per 10k words, measured 2026-07-02 (run #3, 3 current + 3 vintage models)
| current AI | vintage AI (2024/25) | humans (matched) | canon (great pre-AI prose) | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| pooled | 1.82 | 1.29 | 0.00 | 0.06 |
| hn | 0.19 | — | 0.00 | |
| cooking | 0.88 | — | 0.00 | |
| parenting | 3.27 | — | 0.00 | |
| 9.23 | — | — |
| run | date | AI /10k | vs humans |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 2026-07-02 | 1.81 | ×16 vs humans |
| #3 | 2026-07-02 | 1.82 | only in AI |
regex: \bhere'?s (what|why|the thing)\b