sloptells / journeys and chapters

saturated · discourse · first recorded 2026-07-02 · registers: linkedin

“What an incredible journey”, “excited for the next chapter”, “here's to the ride”. Life as a memoir with quarterly milestones. In 12.5% of AI LinkedIn posts; zero in matched human prose.

examples

…I never imagined the incredible journey that awaited me…

evidence

occurrences per 10k words, measured 2026-09-28 (run #15, 3 current + 3 vintage models)

current AIvintage AI (2024/25)humans (matched)canon (great pre-AI prose)
pooled1.632.130.000.03
hn0.00—0.00
cooking0.00—0.00
parenting0.00—0.00
linkedin18.67——

history

rundateAI /10kvs humans
#22026-07-021.25only in AI
#32026-07-021.46only in AI
#42026-07-061.72only in AI
#52026-07-131.57only in AI
#62026-07-202.16only in AI
#72026-07-271.79only in AI
#82026-08-031.93only in AI
#92026-08-101.77only in AI
#102026-08-171.24only in AI
#112026-08-311.24only in AI
#122026-09-071.74only in AI
#132026-09-141.94only in AI
#142026-09-212.04only in AI
#152026-09-281.63only in AI

detector

regex: \b(incredible|amazing) (journey|ride)\b|\bwhat a (journey|ride)\b|\b(next|new) chapter\b|\bhere'?s to\b

sources

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