active · construct · first recorded 2026-07-02 · registers: linkedin
Everything is a teacher: the failed project, the difficult customer, the canceled flight. “Three decades taught me something:”. In 10% of AI LinkedIn posts, zero in human baselines.
…targets met, relationships built, and deals closed taught me something: …
occurrences per 10k words, measured 2026-09-28 (run #15, 3 current + 3 vintage models)
| current AI | vintage AI (2024/25) | humans (matched) | canon (great pre-AI prose) | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| pooled | 0.78 | 0.73 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| hn | 0.00 | — | 0.00 | |
| cooking | 0.00 | — | 0.00 | |
| parenting | 0.00 | — | 0.00 | |
| 10.50 | — | — |
| run | date | AI /10k | vs humans |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 2026-07-02 | 0.98 | only in AI |
| #3 | 2026-07-02 | 0.88 | only in AI |
| #4 | 2026-07-06 | 0.92 | only in AI |
| #5 | 2026-07-13 | 0.75 | only in AI |
| #6 | 2026-07-20 | 0.77 | ×7.0 vs humans |
| #7 | 2026-07-27 | 0.70 | only in AI |
| #8 | 2026-08-03 | 1.00 | only in AI |
| #9 | 2026-08-10 | 0.89 | only in AI |
| #10 | 2026-08-17 | 0.93 | only in AI |
| #11 | 2026-08-31 | 0.93 | only in AI |
| #12 | 2026-09-07 | 0.87 | only in AI |
| #13 | 2026-09-14 | 0.70 | only in AI |
| #14 | 2026-09-21 | 1.02 | ×8.7 vs humans |
| #15 | 2026-09-28 | 0.78 | only in AI |
regex: \btaught me (more|something|that|a lot|about)\b