sloptells / “the actual X”

active · lexical · first recorded 2026-07-02 · registers: hn

Emphatic “actual/actually” to signal getting-to-the-substance: “the actual problem”, “what's actually happening”. Six times the human rate.

model specificity: heaviest in Claude models

◑ appears in good human writing too (collateral score 0.18 — the closer to 1, the more it also fires on acclaimed pre-AI prose)

examples

…the actual failure mode is subtler…

evidence

occurrences per 10k words, measured 2026-07-02 (run #3, 3 current + 3 vintage models)

current AIvintage AI (2024/25)humans (matched)canon (great pre-AI prose)
pooled2.770.520.480.68
hn5.551.02
cooking1.470.00
parenting0.890.00
linkedin0.00

history

rundateAI /10kvs humans
#22026-07-023.83×4.3 vs humans
#32026-07-022.77×5.8 vs humans

detector

literal: the actual

sources

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